Caption Competition - final week

We've been going through the archives recently and found this photo taken by BTB at the Reading v Plymouth match on February 5th 2005 of then new Royal Martin Keown and Ron Grant the kit man.

Win! Win! Win!
We'll put up a signed official team sheet from the forthcoming Reading v Chelsea match on August 15th to the funniest, wittiest caption. Normal competition rules apply, namely BTB have final say and anything deemed offensive will be removed.

To enter, just add your comment to this post. Closing date is Friday 10th August, winners to be announced on Monday 13th August.